All it takes is one minute for me to about kill myself

I actually woke up at 6:30 ready for the day. No pushing of the snooze button. After taking my shower I got Alex in the kitchen for breakfast. She wants a Toaster Struedel. Hear Damien crying. Hurry to pull the Toaster Strudel out of the toaster oven and burn the shit out of my hand. Boo Boo #1. Slap some frosting on it and start for the bedroom. Try to slowly walk over the babygate and bash my toes into the top. Boo Boo #2. Get to Damien's room and step on a Hot Wheel Car. Boo Boo #3. Pick Damien up, screaming only to get my eye scratched and pinched by my pyschotic infant. Boo Boo #4. Best part? Damien was so wet that when I headed back to the kitchen with him I had a nice huge wet spot on my shirt. It's only 7:00 AM. Damn this is going to be a LONG day.