Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Awkward?


A gal at our church set up a playgroup at the beginning of the year and we've been going every Monday morning since February. Those of us who go have all become really good friends and have great conversations about life, the church, and kids. We're all around the same age which is cool although I'm the only one brave enough to have 4 (almost 5 kids) most of them have 1 or 2. The other day Camille said, "oh I have an invitation for you!" I thought it would be for the playgroup BBQ we're all going to have together however it was for a Slumber Party. Hmm... My response was "oooooh boy! Thanks!" followed with some giggles.

Now I am certainly not a prude, we have "things", I will go to this most likely, but what's freakin me out I suppose is we attend the same church and what would God be thinking of us on this one. Another thing is, Camille has had our Pastor and his wife over for dinner recently, they are also around the same age as us (mid 30's) so now I'm wondering if Kathy is coming along. I love Kathy but imaging her buying toys or whatever for our Pastor has me a bit weirded out. And for that matter, any of the other gals I know from church. We are members of a I'd say, rather laid back (not hard core traditional) Baptist church. All the teachings but we don't worry about wearing our Sunday best as long as we get the message. So anyways I will RSVP, go.....and hope God thinks it's OK to check out some lingerie and lotions. And I promise Lord, I will stay away from the anal eaze and Nympho Niagra.

10 comments:

Pipsylou said...

i wouldn't go...what if she buys a huge dildo or a c*ck ring and you have to sit in church while the pastor is preaching about Moses, imagining him doing the deed with a c*ck ring on?

On the other hand, it might be veeeeery amusing.

Colleen said...

God created sex, and it was good. Lighten up girlfriend, you'll have a great time...and if this opens up new dialog about sexuality for the women in your church, awesome!!!

Jennifer said...

Oh my goodness, I'm blushing just seeing that picture :) Man, I'm such a dork...

Cindy said...

I am laughing at Jennifer, you are too funny. I have been too a few, even hosted one, at least the buy's are private so you don't have to know what she is buying LOL.

Sabrina said...

Cindy- Yeah that's the good thing is you privately place your order with the salesperson but I have to wonder if they ever tell the hostess what people are buying. lol

Rachel- that's what I'm afraid of if she was to go. Eek. I'd either make it through smiling the whole service or have to leave from laughing.

Colleen- God created sex, and it was good. OMG, That is too funny! Too bad that wasn't listed at the beginning of Genesis!

Jennifer- maybe I should have just put the picture of Anal Eaze up? lol

Crystal said...

Sounds like fun! All things are awesome in a wonderfully committed relationship! Enjoy all the toys that strike your fancy.

On another note, I can't believe only 88 more days until your LO arrives. Where did the time go?

Amy H said...

Sabrina- I don't think I could look at the pastor the same on sunday

Wendy said...

Just don't ask what's in her black bag ;) I was invited to a party but they invited my mother too. AND I SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! My mom and dildos should not be in the same room let alone the same thought. *shudders*

Have fun.

Colleen said...

It was implied. The church forefathers SO edited out the part where Eve discovers her clitoris in the Garden of Eden. Lol :)

Adam and Megan's Mom said...

nope no way in H-e-L-L I'd be going to a sex party with my church friends!! pipslou has me cracking up!